Professor Crabwise Stabbington

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:49:12 -0700

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

I cackled.

"If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:46:25 -0700

“If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.”

- — Jane Espenson

I know it isn’t a normal submission but I thought it was a great quote relative to this blog.

(via aminamithri)

vincentfuckingprice: So tall!!!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:47:44 -0700

vincentfuckingprice:

So tall!!!

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:44:54 -0700

writingsforwinter: Rebloggable by request.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:42:09 -0700

writingsforwinter:

Rebloggable by request.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:39:58 -0700

My munchkin Mini is quite the derp. :)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:37:50 -0700

My munchkin Mini is quite the derp. :)

"If ‘Pineapple Express’ had been about two girls, they wouldn’t have made it. And if I were a woman,..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:31:12 -0700

“If ‘Pineapple Express’ had been about two girls, they wouldn’t have made it. And if I were a woman, I wouldn’t have a career.”

- Seth Rogen acknowledging sexism in Hollywood. (via chickdelalynch)

murrassicpark: Couldn’t resist.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:30:19 -0700

murrassicpark:

Couldn’t resist.

femme-rage: lotsalipstick: BOOM roasted Ohhh

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:30:03 -0700

femme-rage:

lotsalipstick:

BOOM roasted

Ohhh

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:27:54 -0700

weirdvintage: Meat: The “Yardstick of Protein Foods”, from the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:56:05 -0700

weirdvintage:

Meat: The “Yardstick of Protein Foods”, from the July 1951 issue of the Ladies Home Journal (scanned by weirdvintage)

pityreblogs: i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:24:32 -0700

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone

vamarie: I AM IN.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:20:34 -0700

vamarie:

I AM IN.

Why is 'it's nearly impossible to gain weight if you're naturally thin' a commonly accepted fact, while 'it's nearly impossible to lose weight if you're naturally fat' is an ~excuse~?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:15:06 -0700

Lots of alerts - then realise it's dev environment

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:04:19 -0700

devopsreactions:

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methcastle: I recommend you let me touch your butt. I swear I said this to my wife in the last 24...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:03:33 -0700

methcastle:

I recommend you let me touch your butt.

I swear I said this to my wife in the last 24 hours. I must have…

aliciaburnett: zeekubeast: If you could make your own house...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:01:49 -0700

aliciaburnett:

zeekubeast:

If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?

i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west

I have been waiting for this gif set forever.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:59:05 -0700

the-absolute-best-posts: ask-usedkirby: “Money Can’t Buy You...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:57:05 -0700

the-absolute-best-posts:

ask-usedkirby:

“Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But Money Can Buy You A Baby Goat, Which Is A Ball Of Happiness” ~Phillard Von Chester

Have fun looking at baby goats and hope your day gets better!