May 2013
176 posts
Post-knee-jerk-reaction to Star Trek: Into Darkness Growing up, I saw Star Wars (yes, Star Wars) and my mind exploded with the thoughts of sci-fi fantasy. Like ever other kid out there, I became a superfan overnight. Mom outright refused the purchase of any toys with guns, so I never got any real Star Wars toys, so I had to make do with the soundtrack. It’s an oft-repeated tale about how I...
lasso:
The one benefit of people sharing their negative opinions about fat people is that you know who sees you as a person and who sees you as a problem.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me
Playboy: There's a video on YouTube called "Peter Dinklage Gets So Much Pussy" in which two guys talk about how much you've been getting laid since Game of Thrones. They estimate your sexual activity has increased 600 percent in the past few years. Does that sound about right?
Dinklage: It depends. By "pussy" do they mean actual pussy? Or is it a metaphor, like for gardening? Because if that's the case, then yes, I've been doing a lot of gardening lately. If they mean sex, they might be getting me confused with somebody else. But if pussy means wearing old-man sweaters and watering my herb garden, then absolutely, I'm getting so much pussy.
Feeling suicidal? Can't talk on phones?
dbananza:
transbear:
horrorpeach:
crankyskirt:
IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.
https://www.imalive.org/
Holy shit this is brilliant
AMAZING. BOOST IT.
huh… good idea, people don’t actually TALK on phones anymore
“People think: If fat people need to be cured, there must be something wrong with...”
– Marilyn Wann, “The Fat Studies Reader” Foreword (via sonic-hip-attack)
zerbetron:
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
dude this is the face I make when I let a huge fart go that I’ve been holding in for too long
sylviaplth:
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
Why I Don't Diet - An Ode to My Father →
My father died three weeks ago. He was in hospice, with all the pharmacological and technological assistance available to keep him comfortable and pain-free, but it was still, as deaths go, not a good one.
I had flown in hours after I’d heard about his fall. He was in late-stage heart and renal failure, and this fall was the beginning of the end. When I arrived, a nurse popped into the room to...
http://jezebel.com/disney-pulls-sexy-merida-makeove... →
http://jezebel.com/disney-pulls-sexy-merida-makeover-after-public-backlash-494274022
Looks like Disney pulled the ridiculous Merida makeover.
Here´s a representation of how homophobes think their lives will be affected if marriage equality is achieved
theuncannymzstella:
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND DOING EXACTLY THIS?
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us...
I wish I grew up in the 50's.
painkillerscoffeeandcathair:
teacakeomnislash:
alextimmons:
platonicteamugs:
summerliketheseason:
make-sweetlove:
Classy women.
Guys being gentlemen.
cute ass relationships.
Racism
Sexism
Homophobia
Illness
Segregation
Cold War
Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK
a people’s history of the...
reichenfeels:
“We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
“Come on, it’s just a joke”
“toughen up and stop being a baby”
“We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need